The Integral Feminist Group

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Mara: Greetings friends. Glad you could make it. We have a new member. Let’s have her introduce herself and welcome her to the group.
 
G. Sparkle: Hi, my name is General Sparkle; I’m BOTH tough and radiant! I am currently changing the world on zaadz with my radically divine posts that attract 50 new friends a day: there’s a sparkle of orange status for ya (grins; bounces her bubble boobs). You can find me there under my cosmic superhero name 2MuchYIN and you can meet the REAL me on 2nd LIFE. I believe all women are goddesses, radiant beings of magnificent light and love exploding out of our vaginas; you ladies feel it RIGHT! We are fullness the entire manifest, hoorah! I think we should call this group the Divine Goddess Circle as Goddess “transcends and includes” well, EVERYTHING (shakes plastic doll-like head with exuberance).

Tinky: Objection your honor (embodies lawyer persona playfully), theoretical viola----
 
Mara: Hold it Tinkster, A UL truth over-ruled by LL politeness, amber IN the court! (makes a flexible and graceful switch.) Thank you for joining us General Sparkle. We can allow a few minutes for multi-dimensional hermeneutic analysis of the content of what you have shared; we can’t get into the juicy structure just yet… that would be contextual inappropriate at this particular point in time...we are just getting to know each other (a barely detectable grin and a polite warning eye cast upon the crowd).

Tinky: ----tion (coughs); nice to meet you General! (a swift recovery)

Hipsy: Nice suggestion as it would be nice to explore the goddess as an archetype, a high altitude potential, a type (i.e. yin), the sexual line and as it has manifested in different psychographs and various cultures in various time periods and perceived from multiple perspectives vertically, both immanent and transcendent. Geez; that could take an eternity.
 
Sunny: (grumbles with existential dread) Not if it already happened and is always happening. Our lives are just a blink of the Kosmic Eye. That's eternity. (says with an unexcited tone)

Lixy: Excuse mah, I gotta comment on that “fullness/manifest” Deida shit. Come on now, ladies (cocks eyebrow) does a meta-sexual perspective well-suited, as-if-made-for the nerdy-horny-alpha-male sound a wee bit 1st-tier AGENDA based, ehem (clears throat) BIASED? And we know where agenda takes us on the spiritual path....agenda=pain, suffering, conflict, dissociation, rationalization, asserting an I over it and we! DUH!!
 
Pinky: Yeah heiffen-happy one, it’s like when is the universe going to stop hitting ITSELF in the head! ...agenda leads to the absence of the good, true, and beautiful: a.k.a hell...

Lixy: ...or heaven from the perspective of high-quality evil in which absence is merely tasty emptiness, (makes a devilish grin) hehe; do I smell burning? Oh, no...I’m just exploding into a Beautiful supernova (says like hollow bimbo)! Let’s keep it RELATIVE girls...and also consider the temporal payoff to agenda (role plays: holds out hand for dollars and sticks out tits for sex)...
 
Sunny: Hell, if the devil attended our group with LL manners, I’d probably learn a lot from her. The devil wears lipstick, right? and I’m sure the best quality too! (Giggles) Hell, she might be one of us right now (first sign of cheer crosses her face)!
 
Lixy: pulls out imaginary lipstick and pretends to read: Blackwidow champagne color. (everyone laughs)

Pinky: Yeah, evil only gets more subtle the higher you go in consciousness, NOT less! High-quality evil looks good! And the agenda for spiritual power…oooooooooh, that’s a scary one!

Pookie: Hey now, what about the agenda for the Good, True, Beautiful. That’s the side I’m on. And I think your spirituality line is quite amber Lixy and Pinky, just an observation!

Lixy: That’s exactly what it would sound like to amber (winks)

Hipsy starts to pull out her holographic Wilber-Combs lattice.

Pinky: REMEMBER (says with haughty tone) heaven and hell are merely signifiers, the meaning is created in the signified worldspace of relative-genealogical perspective, Come on now, Pookie we’ve covered this in integral semotics.

Tinky: Alright you 2nd tier posin’ bitches (says with humor), I see a red agenda to beat Pookie with some high-quality assertions here that need better contextual grounding; however I could be mistaken, we’ll hash it out with some hash at the Electromagnetic Rave, this evening. But let me reveal my agenda, which is to get my hands on those delicious cupcakes with visible light sprinkles Mara always makes. (everyone giggles)
 
Lixy: Infrared HAPPY! joy, joy, joy! (in bubblegum little girl voice)

Hipsy: Cute Tinky, love the call for UL authenticity and LL clarity.
 
Loopy: The agenda to have no agenda is quite hilarious in its play-out. I was watching the other day in meditation, how agenda seems to fracture the Whole continuously in the arrow of time...you gotta love the ride! Like now you have the duality of cupcake and no-cupcake to reckon with and it will continue to spit into multiplicity of dualities, dividing you further and further from the center-of-contraction...like a big CRYSTAL growing in angles and edges and dimensions!
 
Sunny: Loopy, you're queefing big time....reality check ladies: how about the multiplicity of being sliced and spliced into a million pieces by a serial killer eating you one piece at a time ALIVE. Hello? I’m I the only one human here willing to incorporate how the “ride” is also steaming ass. I can’t believe shit like that happens while I’m eating a damn cupcake (frowns).

Loopy: Wait, I see it: We are BOTH trapped in a dual in the Dual, ONLY seeing one side of EVERYTHING. We are CRYSTALIZING positions, YIKES!!!! Holy shit, I just saw something…like order and chaos BOTH increase with time ahhhhhhhh! Imagine the rise of an integral serial killer and his crystallized killings along with an integral goddess and her crystal awareness, AHHHHHHH!!!!! Now I’m going to vomit.

Sunny: Yeah, how about in the same body, Loopy.

Pinky: Shut it, Sunny. I think you used all the puke bags last time. But that’s good Loopy, when you interior peak states are accompanied by exterior pain…I have to say that’s more evidence of it being real growth because sometimes I wonder about your mindless ramblings.
 
Hipsy (puts on reading glasses, sorting through files, mumbling): Inside, outside complexification….Appendix A in Integral Spirituality.
 
Tinky: You and your pedantic antics. Look, Pinky. Loopy is also spinning out too, she’s got major drama queen probability waves and distorted high-level visions with NO fundamental grounding, let’s not forget genealogy…and I say that Loopy with LOVE…
 
Pinky: Yeah, Loopy like that last time you restricted your vocabulary to “nothing” and “everything” “both” and “neither” and no one could communicate to you for weeks. That was a tad regressive, NOT nondual in the least (says with authority)

Sunny: Yeah. It took us hours to understand whether you wanted mole enchiladas or  halibit steak and then when we got you both you said neither...come on Loopy, you are trying to skip stages for attention.
 
Lixy: solipsism-fallin’ in the Zone#1 hole-pre-rational rationalized as transrational, Loopy go loopdydupe minus the other quadrants...oh, my dear!
 
Loopy: Sorry everyone! (looks down) But just when is my nervous system gonna be able to handle (Belches the word vision-logic?)
 
Tinky: Just take your time, little schizoid-mystic. Only a fool believes it happens over night.

Lumpy: And she needs to get rational first! Well, returning to our pre-tangents all I have to say is that after reading that Deida shit, me and my man be breaking the china like Big Bang KOSMIC loving, with a capital “K” my gals followed by a “uming” and a shitload of !!!!!!
 
Lixy: Lumpy's creating earthquakes in China too...I read the news (gives her high-five).

Mara: Thanks for sharing Lumpy. There’s good and bad in EVERYTHING; nothing exists as purely one or the other except in a digital mind. We are here to learn awareness of BOTH the unhealthy and healthy contexts/content, these being multiple and holarchically arranged.... and not attach to one in identification and hide from the other with selective blindness.

In the CONTEXT of a healthy relationship that Deida shit can bring a lot of goodness; in the CONTEXT of an unhealthy relationship that Deida shit can bring a lot of badness. But you need the EYE TO SEE AND THE STANDARD TO CHECK that comes from WITHIN. Structural awareness is the key and part of 2nd tier growth.
 
Loopy: Yeah…but...but (starts to studder) bbbbad is good to bbbad and good is bad to bad. Blahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! (her eyes start to rotate and jiggle in relativistic horror)
 
Sunny: Your right Loops and you have an eye to see but no STANDARD to check. Don't worry, we love you. Nice closing Mara. O.K. General Sparkle, with that said let me broaden your suggestion: Let’s call this the Souless Cunt slash Divine Goddess Circle, gotta keep it full-spectrum and nondual. The Sting of Reality keeps me Awake.
 
Lixy: Yeah, that’s sizzling, oooooh, tell it SISTA!! There is no one without the other, so simple and yet so forgotten!! Cheers, to our humanity.
 
Pookie frowns.
 
Pinky: Sorry Pookie, I was a condescending cunt earlier about theory.
 
Pookie: No i disagree. You just forgot that you were a goddess. That’s okay. Okay. Pinky. You JUST FORGOT!! I just want to be a goddess like in general.
 
General Sparkle: (stands up abruptly) Pookie, let’s start our own group. I don’t feel any RESONANCE here and my sparkle is feeling dull! But you and me, we gotta multi-prismatic connection to establish and you're right there is too much amber here (bounces her bubbles again).

Pookie: You're right!

She attaches Pookie to the hip like some sort of accessory whore doll and frolics down a yellow brick road, “see ya bitches, haha!”

Tinky: Let’s have a moment of compassion

All pause and bow.

Tinky: Pookie and G. Sparkle will grow-up and discover they are no longer innocent little girls in lala sparkeland of good-evil fusion, where goddess is a prerational dream and mythical fancy....once you become aware of choice....there is no turning back the clock.
 
Hipsy: If they discover….projecting a metaphysical given my friend!

Mara: I’d toast to Humanity as well, if we all had some. I gotta another reality check here: We are all not even TRUE subjects, but 1-dimensional objects of a fragmented dream slash shadow projection in that narcissist Integirl’s head. Sorry, but as facilitator, I gotta keep it REAL.
 
Everyone is in shock and says: Damnit we are neither cunts nor goddesses?!? (Gasping in existential horror)
 
Integirl wakes up, “Tinky? Did you find the puke bag? I’ve just been slimed by meaningless fairy dust from a specific sparkle.”
 
No one responds. Integirl is surprised that she is alone sleeping on yellow bricks.
 
Integirl: Oh. I must have been dreaming. Now which way do I go? (scratchs head).. to the Enlightened Wizard of Ahhhhhhhs. I am looking for my SOUL.
 
She continues onward….and the spontaneous chant comes to her mind to guide her: WITHTHE EYE TO SEE AND THE STANDARD TO CHECK. WITH THE EYE TOO SEE AND THE STANDARD TO CHECK.....
 
to be continued...